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Work has made me hate French fries! I cannot even tell you how many cases we’ve gone through this week. You would think they would get tired of seeing them since they’ve had them everyday this week but no it’s always ” can I have just fries?” Enjoy your heart attack.

Work has made me hate French fries! I cannot even tell you how many cases we’ve gone through this week. You would think they would get tired of seeing them since they’ve had them everyday this week but no it’s always ” can I have just fries?” Enjoy your heart attack.

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super bass as read by google translate

the-average-gatsby:

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piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

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imsirius:

DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

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bewbin:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

bewbin:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

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sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.


Fucking loved this scene!

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

Fucking loved this scene!

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kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

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