Welcome to my awkward life.
Keep it classy, not sassy.
Because you all seemed to like the jokes so much. A few warnings though
•I’m steering away from any dirty ones because I wouldn’t really feel comfortable sending those to people I don’t know (however if you want a dirty one there are plenty to be found on Google, buzzfeed, the tumblr tag etc so don’t despair)
•also I found with the jokes that ask limit’s a bitch so fair warning
•it would be nice if you were following me (breakfastwithponds) but don’t feel in any way obliged
I just found out that there is no Tim Hortans in Colorado! They’re actually only in like a New York and surrounding areas and Canada thing:/ I’m gonna miss their hot chocolate and Angel food creme donuts!:( Wtf am I gonna do with a damn Starbucks!?